Movie
Summary: This film gives us
insight into the banality of banality and would have us
believe that murderous cults are a bad thing. Zap Rowsdower
is a guy who was in a cult, then he either dropped out or
got kicked out -- hang on, I gotta go check with Paul
Chaplin about the plot of this film. Prologue: Servo and Crow loot the SOL after a power outage of a mere second. Their looting is rather fruitless, nay, even counter-productive. Segment One: Pearl, in a renewed effort to rule the world, tries taking over one person at a time, firstly Todd Gunderson. Servo is next on the list. Segment Two: Servo constructs an ode to Canada, and manages to turn it into a ripping slam-fest. "Where the hell do they get off sharing a border with us?!?" Segment Three: Everyone in the castle, as well as Crow and Servo, comes down with hockey hair. Segment Four: Mike, although immune to the ravages of hockey hair, has come down with Grizzled Old Prospectors disease. Segment Five: The robots start their own cult, sort of a muffin-y, Ally McBeal kind of cult. Pearl is this close, this close, to taking over Carl. Reflections: You
know what? You lose me straight away when your movie's
protagonist is named 'Zap Rowsdower'. The second I hear him
identified as 'Zap Rowsdower' I am squeezing past you and
climbing over your legs and muttering "excuse me" and I am
getting the hell out of the movie. Only this time I couldn't
because I was at work and I'm hourly and I had used up all
my vacation and sick time. How about Plink Holmgren? Or Pow
Flowhauer?
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